Ashish_Ghorela Ashish_Ghorela Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, “Thanedar sahab isne darra ke ne byah tahi tyar kara do yo byah te ghana darre se.”
Thanedar ne us bhai ko darra dhamka ke bola, “Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko shaadi karni padegi.”
Bhai usne darte ne shaadi ki haan kar li. Shaadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, “E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?”

 Ashish_Ghorela Ashish_Ghorela Ek be ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey te dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki te sir kadke bolya, “Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le.”